Monitoring Your Thirst
Apparent wackjob Randall Flann has been making fluid-holding
for years. Gridiron fans can dispense beverages from a football,
and hockey addicts can wear a big beer-filled puck on their heads. Computer
aficionados aren't being left out. For $30, you can get a big plastic thing
that looks like a monitor, fill it full of Jolt and drink your brains out!
By the way, Flann calls himself "Madman." Can someone who calls himself
mad truly be mad? And of course, the question of the hour: Is Weird Al Yankovic
actually weird? I say no, but you can disagree at email@example.com.
Posted by Doug Barney on 01/17/2007 at 1:15 PM