Good Advice for Microsoft: Stop Trying To Be Cool

Microsoft is a lot of things to a lot of people: a moneymaker for partners, a blessing and a headache at the same time for users, an easy target for competitors and antitrust types, and something of an enigma -- of late, anyway -- for investors. But what Microsoft is not, and never will be, is cool.

We don't claim here at RCPU to be the arbiters of cool. Far from it, actually. But like anybody else, we know cool when we see it. And we don't see it in Redmond. We see wealthy, highly profitable, astute, capable, extremely tenacious, energetic and sometimes even innovative -- but not cool. If anything, the now-famous Mac Guy-PC Guy commercials that Apple has been running sum up pretty well the public image Microsoft has developed for itself -- nerdy, uptight and, these days, a bit bloated.

It's disturbing, then, to see Microsoft trying to be cool. The Zune is an embarrassment juxtaposed to the iPod, for instance, at the very least in terms of coolness, if not in a lot of other ways. And just when Microsoft looked to be on the brink of being cool with the Xbox video game system, disaster struck (as it always does for the faux cool) to the tune of more than $1 billion lost (or, as Redmond might say, "set aside") to extending the ill-fated -- and, apparently, ill-performing -- system's warranty protection.

That's why we were struck this week by an article that originated in the Denver Post and featured Michael Gartenberg (of all people) telling Microsoft to cool it with trying to be cool. Rarely have we heard wiser words.

For instance, take Vista -- an operating system that many have said fits Microsoft's requirements better than those of the users. If anything, the lukewarm (and that's being kind) reception to Vista should serve as a reminder to the software giant that Microsoft might want to start getting back to its geeky roots and stop trying to be everything to everybody. It should especially stop trying to be cool, with video game consoles, portable music players and the like.

With the coming mini-revolution of hosted applications, the promising future of Microsoft Dynamics and the increasingly real threat of open source software in the enterprise, there's plenty of money to be made -- and competition to be fought -- among the glasses-and-pocket-protector set that Microsoft has ruled for so long. Redmond needs to embrace its nerdy roots and focus more sharply on the markets that enrich it and its partners. After all, it's still better to be rich than to be cool.

Is Microsoft spreading itself too thin and losing its focus on its core products? Tell me at [email protected].

Posted by Lee Pender on 07/12/2007 at 1:21 PM0 comments


Salesforce.com CEO: CRM Live Is Another Zune

Microsoft this week took the wraps off a major part of its hosting strategy -- the CRM Live initiative, which involves the company itself hosting customer relationship management applications for customers (and sold through, but not hosted by, partners) at bargain-basement prices.

Never one to back down to Redmond (quite the contrary, in fact), Salesforce.com CEO Marc Benioff immediately began running smack about Redmond's new scheme, or so it said in this article:

"Benioff said Microsoft customers are already paying prices similar to what Microsoft announced today for hosted CRM software through partners. 'These "new" prices are their market prices today -- there is no difference,' said Benioff in an e-mail interview. 'When you have an inferior product you have to have an inferior price. That is why Zune is priced below iPod. And why Windows CE is priced below BlackBerry. And why Microsoft CRM is priced below Salesforce.com.'"

Ohhhhh! That was nasty! But, we're wondering to what extent Benioff is whistling in the graveyard. Yes, his company pretty much owns hosted CRM. And, yes, Salesforce.com is ahead of Microsoft functionality-wise. But -- and isn't there always a "but"? -- this is Redmond and the enterprise we're talking about, and Microsoft's really just getting started hosting its own CRM applications. The CRM Live price point is bound to be attractive, and we're guessing that Microsoft will be able to catch up to Salesforce.com in terms of functionality at some point -- at least close enough to make customers take a second look at the more affordable package.

Still, Benioff gets the award for line of the week so far. It's just too bad that he couldn't have worked a shot at Vista in there just to complete the trifecta.

Is CRM Live another Zune, or will it be a real enterprise contender? Let me know at [email protected].

Posted by Lee Pender on 07/11/2007 at 1:21 PM1 comments


Meeting With Microsoft This Week? Mind Your Manners

A few of weeks ago, your editor was having a chat with one of his colleagues out in RCP's office in sun-drenched, meticulously planned Irvine, Calif. The colleague mentioned that she had a friend who worked for Microsoft and then went on to detail a brief conversation with that friend that went more or less like this:

RCP colleague: So, I Googled [something, it doesn't matter what] the other day, and

Microsoft friend (interrupting): Don't you mean "Live Searched" it?

RCP colleague (befuddled): Um...no...

You see, when speaking with folks from Microsoft, we don't "Google," we "Live Search" (even if we don't really Live Search -- which most of us don't). And we don't talk about our iPods, how great VMware is or how we chat with our friends in Europe via Skype.

That's because one of the keys to making a good impression in Redmond -- or with folks associated with Redmond -- is to at least act committed to being 100 percent Microsoft, 100 percent of the time. That means talking up Microsoft products and talking down -- or, even better, not mentioning -- competitors' wares.

That little piece of advice might just come in handy for partners attending Microsoft's Worldwide Partner Conference this week in Denver. It'll certainly come in handy for partners, especially smaller companies looking to make a good (and, probably, rare) impression, who are planning to meet with folks from Microsoft soon.

In fact, just in case you haven't seen it yet, we put together a whole guide to Microsoft etiquette in the July issue of RCP magazine. And there's a lot more to it than just avoiding using Google as a verb -- or at all. Getting noticed for the right reasons at Microsoft -- something many partners might not get many chances to do, so it's important to make them count -- isn't terribly complicated, but there are a few basic rules that anybody who's planning to meet with the Redmondians should remember. We've got those rules covered, along with a few other, more subtle tips, too.

So, if you're headed into a conference room in Denver this week to chat with folks from Microsoft, or if you just want to make the best possible impression when the opportunity to meet someone from Redmond arises, give our guide a quick read. And then set Live Search as your default search page (if you haven't already -- which you probably haven't), at least until your meeting with Microsoft is done.

Posted by Lee Pender on 07/11/2007 at 1:21 PM0 comments


Microsoft Buys Two More Data Centers

In its continuing quest to become a titan of hosted applications the way it has become one in so many other categories, Microsoft snapped up a cool $200 million worth of Silicon Valley data centers recently.

Posted by Lee Pender on 07/06/2007 at 1:21 PM0 comments


A New Vista Comes Into the World

We here at RCPU sometimes read things that we wish weren't true, but, sadly, they are. Such is the case with a gentleman who named his baby daughter (and congrats to his family, by the way), you guessed it...Vista, after the operating system.

Posted by Lee Pender on 07/06/2007 at 1:20 PM0 comments


RCP's Guide to Setting Up Shop in Seattle

Your editor can remember, quite distinctly, his first trip to Seattle. It was 1983, and the city back then was known for vistas that involved mountains and the Puget Sound, not questionable sales figures and widespread customer dissatisfaction. (Sorry. That was just too easy.)

But seriously, in 1983, the first thing people thought of when they thought of Seattle was rain, or maybe the Sound, the mountains or even the Washington Huskies (who were good back then, for those who have forgotten or just never knew). Today, though, the first thing that races to a lot of folks' minds when they hear the word "Seattle" is Microsoft.

OK, granted, Starbucks would be right up there, too, and a few fading devotees might go with grunge or even Nirvana, but the Microsoft software juggernaut made an impact. It actually helped change the profile and culture of this city over the last two decades. No longer do we think of rugged mountain men when we think of the hub of the Pacific Northwest. Now, Seattle is synonymous with rich software geeks, along with double frappawhatevers and people in flannel who pine for the early '90s. Oh, and "Frasier."

If you're a partner, especially a smallish one, chances are you don't get a lot of chances to have serious heart-to-hearts with the folks who are now so influential in Redmond. Maybe you've thought of ways to change that -- and maybe you've wanted to get closer to Microsoft, especially if it's your primary (or only) source of revenue.

Well, one way to do that is to actually get physically closer to Microsoft by establishing a presence in Seattle. Being near Microsoft could lead to all sorts of benefits, as those of you who have an office out there know. There's a lot of risk-reward stuff involved with that idea, though, so you'd better read Rich Freeman's guide to setting up an office in Seattle before you start pricing real estate. Rich's story is in the July issue of RCP. And if you do go to Seattle, bring an umbrella -- it's a beautiful city, but it does still rain a lot out there, after all.

FYI, we're taking a break from reader e-mails this week due to a compacted holiday schedule, but we'll be back with your rants and raves next week, especially next Friday. Keep sending them on any topic that tickles your fancy to [email protected].

Posted by Lee Pender on 07/06/2007 at 1:21 PM0 comments


New Linux License To Put the Hurt on Microsoft -- Maybe

The Free Software Foundation has released version 3 of the license that governs Linux use and, as expected, it appears to put the kibosh on Microsoft's recent patent-racketeering spree with Linux distributors. But GPL v3 is no simple document, and it could cause some confusion for vendors still working under v2 (or deciding whether to take the FSF's advice and work with v3). If you're in charge of figuring this stuff out, good luck...and we hope you have some good lawyers.

Meanwhile, what will Microsoft do about its Linux deals? Is a courtroom battle royale over patents on the way? Or will Microsoft have to back off? Stay tuned -- this little saga is far from over.

Posted by Lee Pender on 07/02/2007 at 1:21 PM0 comments


Redmond To Make It Easier To Ditch Vista

Since nobody seems to actually want Vista, Microsoft has finally set in place a plan to make it easier to ditch the forlorn operating system. Specifically, Redmond is going to greatly simplify the process partners will have to go through in order to downgrade their customers from Vista back to good ol' XP.

By the way, the story linked raises a good question: How much of the Vista sales Microsoft loves so much to tout is really just customers buying Vista and then downgrading to XP? Possibly a lot, we'd say.

Posted by Lee Pender on 07/02/2007 at 1:21 PM1 comments


Hackers Hit Microsoft U.K. Web Site

It's all OK now, but somebody got to Microsoft's U.K. Web site last week.

Posted by Lee Pender on 07/02/2007 at 1:21 PM0 comments


Microsoft's Dynamics Power Play

Six years ago, when Microsoft bought enterprise resource planning software vendor Great Plains, it truly found a diamond in the rough -- or, in this case, on the prairie of North Dakota.

Great Plains brought with it solid functionality, a good reputation for service and one of the most loyal partner bases in the technology industry. It also brought with it customers who would walk through fire for founder Doug Burgum, an old-school technology guy who genuinely seemed to have a passion for his product and his people.

And along with all that came Tami Reller, the Microsoft Business Solutions executive most observers thought would take over as head of the Dynamics product line following Satya Nadella's move to the company's Search and Ad Platform group. The popular Reller has the support of lots of partners and certainly knows the Dynamics products and the ERP market as well as anyone in Redmond. But she didn't get the job.

In an RCPmag.com exclusive, Barbara Darrow revealed on Friday that Kirill Tatarinov, a corporate vice president and five-year Microsoft veteran, will take over as the head of Microsoft Business Solutions (and, therefore, of the Dynamics product line).

This appears, at least on the surface, to be a pure Microsoft power play. We don't know, of course, exactly why Reller didn't get the gig that many expected and wanted her to get, but RCPU suspects that her background has something to do with it. It's been hard enough for Microsoft to explain what it's doing with the four Dynamics product lines; its messaging on to what extent they'll come together as one product or remain separate still doesn't always make a lot of sense. But Microsoft has had another issue with Dynamics -- a cultural issue.

Despite its Redmond-enforced name change, many partners and customers still refer to Dynamics GP as Great Plains. And many still feel -- or want to feel -- a certain sense of independence from Microsoft. Great Plains, after all, had one of the most positive and participatory cultures in the technology industry when it was an independent company; its partners and customers were (and still are) fiercely loyal. Great Plains was even the originator of the Convergence trade show, which is now Microsoft's business-applications showcase.

But while Microsoft has surely benefited from having Great Plains' ultra-positive, super-happy culture infused into MBS and Dynamics, it's not the type of company to let its acquisitions have too much autonomy -- and hearing people walk around the convention center in San Diego talking about "Great Plains" instead of Dynamics GP had to furrow the brows of a few Microsoft higher-ups. In all likelihood, then, Reller's prairie roots probably hurt her chances of running Dynamics. And, while we don't want to dismiss Tatarinov, that's a shame. Reller was popular, dynamic and capable, all qualities that Microsoft -- or any company -- looks for in an executive.

But she was also from Great Plains, and with Burgum gone from Microsoft altogether (to do what, we're not sure -- although we suspect he and Reller might chat soon), maybe Redmond saw the opportunity to seize control of MBS and make it more of a dyed-in-the-wool Microsoft unit and less of a colony that's run in large part by ex-Great Plains execs.

What impact this will have on Dynamics as a whole and Dynamics GP in particular, we don't know. Old-school Great Plains partners and customers will likely not be fond of the move, but if they want to stick by their product, they're just going to have to live with it.

What's your take on Tami Reller not getting the big MBS job? If you're a GP partner, how do you feel about Great Plains losing its identity within Microsoft? Let me know at [email protected].

Posted by Lee Pender on 07/02/2007 at 1:21 PM2 comments


Google Searching for Support in the Channel

Google is moving deeper into Microsoft's sacred ground -- the channel -- through a deal with Ingram Micro to distribute the Google Search Appliance and the Google Mini.

Redmond surely can't like seeing this. Google is already killing Microsoft in the consumer search market -- a market Microsoft desperately wants to dominate. Now, here comes Google storming further into enterprise search, maybe the only area of search in which Microsoft might have had a built-in advantage for reasons we hope are obvious (as in, pretty much everybody has a Microsoft infrastructure with lots of data floating around in it).

And not only is Google storming in, it's storming in with a big channel play. Redmond will surely counter -- already has, really -- with SharePoint's (excellent, from what we can tell) search capabilities and the tried-and-true Microsoft integration pitch. But will it fly? Or will Google's name-brand search juggernaut also make an impact on the enterprise? The answers to those questions are largely up to partners now that Google and Microsoft are both reaching out to the channel in a big way.

How interested are you in working with Google's search appliances for the enterprise? Let me know at [email protected].

Posted by Lee Pender on 06/29/2007 at 1:20 PM0 comments


Fake Security Bulletins Cause Real Problems

Fake Microsoft security bulletins are letting Trojan horses free to gallop onto PCs. (OK, we know that the "original" Trojan horse didn't gallop -- and wasn't even really a horse. But we've had so much fun with Longhorn references that we weren't quite ready to leave the ranch yet.)

Posted by Lee Pender on 06/29/2007 at 1:20 PM1 comments


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